You know you're in Arizona when.......

1. You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't

remember the name of the current one.

2. You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

3. You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.

4. You no longer associate bridges(or rivers) with water.

5. You see more irrigation water on the street than you do in the

Salt River.

6. You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

7. You can say 115 degrees without fainting.

8. You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over

100 degrees.

9. You have to go to a fake beach for fake waves.

10. You discover in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your

car.

11. You can make sun tea instantly.

12. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can

use your fireplace.

13. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead

of distance.

14. You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.

15. Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

16. You can (correctly) pronounce the words "Saguaro". "Tempe", "Gila

Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and "Talaquepaque".

17. It's noon in July , and the kids are on summer vacation, and not

one person is moving on the streets.

18. You actually burn your hand opening the door.

19. Sun screen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout

counter.

20. A Formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just to go

to Circle K.

21. Some fool can market "mini-misters" for joggers and some other

fools will actually buy them.

22. Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter

than the air inside.

23. No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.