REASONS FOR ALLOWING DRINKING AT WORK
While this may appear simply as a joke, if you
read carefully below, the logic is actually
pretty sound.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you
can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think,
not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you
have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people w
would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
AS ALWAYS - We encourage responsible drinking